Poem: Seuss 2.0
We were all very very naughty and Santa Claus brought us the Internet we deserved.
If the Wi-Fi on your hi-fi on your hi-def on your Wii
is connected to the iPod that controls your PS3
and the Dosbox on your Xbox booted Linux just before
but the Bluetooth on your Blu-Ray doesn't like your MP4
and the HDCP settings on your HDMI port
tell your SDHD SD-card to suddenly abort
and the CIA are calling 'cos your SDMI mix
just got copied to the KGB instead of MI6
and your Flickr's started Twittering your pics to Wikipedia
but your router won't re-multicast your Vista multimedia
and Google Search is peeking through the Windows in your brain
and your Blackberry is bleeping 'cos it thinks it crashed a plane
patch your PHP's Apache with a picture of a badger
then go paste it up on Facebook and sign someone else's name.
December 26th, 2008 - 15:28
What am I meant to box on Boxing Day? Santa Claus or presents? I got one Christmas present this year. I got it in July or August. I’ll put it in a box and secure it with a golden ribbon. If any one is curious what it is: Someone prayed for me on the phone. The most precious gift of the year! One of the 7 most precious occasions in a lifetime! Happy Boxing Day, Everybody!
January 5th, 2009 - 11:36
Hi Nate, it’s Erik here (from the Dux-De-Lux), just leaving a message to say I’ll definitely be keeping an eye on your blogs and I’ll stay in touch.